I been Punk'd. And I'm so sad.

Checked our PSEG account online. Got the message in the picture. Was SO SO SO excited. Tried all our lights and things. Nothing worked. Called the number. Automated lady said our power was restored. Told her "No it's not" and spoke to a real live person. Looked out at the street and no one else has power either. Lady on the phone is real nice but affirms what I already know and dread. No electricity restored yet. Website was a fluke. As a cruel twist the generator went out as I hung up with her. Waiting for my dad to come home with more gas for the generator. Le sigh.